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Age: 35, Height: 5' 11" (180 cm), Weight: 170 lbs (77 kg), Body Type: athletic, Ethnicity: white / european
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I never know exactly what to put here without soundin like a maroon so I'm just going to put a joke here fer now. Enjoy. DIFFERENT WAYS TO PHONE IN A PIZZA ORDER: 1. Terminate the call with, Remember, we never had this conversation. 2. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 3. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 4. Change your accent every three seconds. 5. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 6. Imitate the order taker's voice. 7. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. 8. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. 9. Ask for the guy who took your order last time. 10. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, This may be my last entry. 11. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say You just don't get it, do you?
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